I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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