I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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