its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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