Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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