Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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