so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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