At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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