so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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