Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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