I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You can't motorboat a personality
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Randomize
