i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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