Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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