She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
it's great music for shaving your balls
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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