she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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