Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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