I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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