Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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