wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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