The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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