too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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