You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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