Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
well you can't waste a boner
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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