man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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