butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Pooping to opera.
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