I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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