All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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