i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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