it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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