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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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