At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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