I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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