Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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