why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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