Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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