She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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