Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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