yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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