well most of my day revolves around power hour
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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