Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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