just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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