Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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