just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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