honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Randomize