I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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