I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
