Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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