Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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