It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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