What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
