return my video game
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i came on her dog
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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