: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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