There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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